Test subjects who on average would only last 30 seconds in the sack are now able to withstand nature’s urges for a whopping 4 minutes by using this spray and, presumably, focusing on pre-steroid era baseball stats.
Glorious performance is now at our their fingertips.
No, thank you Science.
NeoSabonis will be doing a live-tweet of the Blazers - Jazz game tonight. All the Deron Williams/Brandon Roy goodness starts at 7PM Pacific time and can be found at the link below:
This is Pedro Olivia, kayaker. Soon to be known as Pedro Olivia, kayaker who jumped off 127 foot Salto Belo falls in Brazil.
I know he’s Brazilian, but this just makes me want to chant U-S-A, U-S-A.
(via con leather)
I’ve always wondered if Jimmy Johnson is a mean drunk and it’s nice to have that lingering doubt put to rest.
Unfortunately, they don’t have these archived in the Library of Congress, but the Drunk Athlete site does a pretty good job chronicling these Golden Gods.
In the calm before the storm of March Madness…during the dog-days of the NBA season…and probably even sometime during the 10-month NHL season…betwixt the NFL and MLB…before they tee it up at The Masters…we can all fall back on that ol’ perennial favorite – yes, you guessed it, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog reruns.
“Joaquin, I’m sorry you couldn’t be here tonight.”
You’ve probably heard at least a part of the interview by now…but in case you missed it. Not sports related, but it is vintage Letterman…and vintage Joaquin, I guess, for that matter. I’d like to visit wherever Joaquin was that night, just never had the chance, or the paraphernalia.
