MJD over at Shutdown Corner sums it up nicely.  I will add that Santonio Holmes has the look of a man who’s had a pretty good day.

For all you Hochuholics, rumor has it his day consisted of a nice brunch at the Club, a 45 minute workout at the gym and, by all accounts, a very pleasant Super Bowl party over at his neighbor’s house.

FYI, probably a much nicer day than Terry McAulay will wind up having refereeing the Super Bowl.

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Excerpted from the Phoenix Oracle:

A surprising winner was announced for the Associated Press’ 2008 NFL Comeback Player of the Year award.  The landslide winner was Brenda Warner’s hair.  Said one voter, who wished to remain anonymous:

“Sure, her husband and Chad Pennington had good years, but I just felt there wasn’t a more pleasant surprise than the haircut she’s been sporting recently.  That was the only thing people were talking about the week leading into the Super Bowl.  All you’d hear were superlatives like ‘fetching’ and ‘enchanting’ when people were speaking about her new look.  So, to me it was a no brainer.”

Read more news satire at News Grift.

Fantastic. I’ve always had a soft spot in my heart for the Altoona Quarrymen, too.